These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
I can't wait until weight watchers comes out with a beer
Threw up 3 times on the lawn mower and then proceeded to crash it into a tree root and break it.
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
I should be free tonight unless my 5 speed vibrator arrives in the mail today, than we might have scheduling conflicts.
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
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