is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
My mom opened up my bank statement today....my first alcohol intervention class is at 7:30am tomorrow.
I'll have party bus drop you off in the morning.
The struggles of a small town man whore
I just got a voicemail from some strange woman with a Russian accent. Are you ok?
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
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