I woke up fully clothed on top of my sheets and i didnt even pee myself..so proud.
dude, my own friends sent me home from a party last night. real cool assholes. real cool
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
There's a 24 hour period after giving head where you can't eat penis shaped food without me laughing at you
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
How the fuck do you get a noise complaint filed against you at 9:30am on a fucking Tuesday?
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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