So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Tell me I did not drive one hour for whiskey dick.
i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
Just bought plan B with a coupon. Told the pharmacist I like to keep it classy.
Every day you talk to me ... I literally love you more..
How do I introduce myself to her without coming off as "the guy who jacks-off to her profile pic"?
He showed up to fuck me at the same time the pizza guy did. It was like everything I needed just showed up at my stoop.
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
I'm ready to get married, then we can lie around watching anime and eating pizza while he rubs baby oil on me
Can I chase this vodka with an onion?
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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