my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
For every drunk face picture you send me, I'm gonna send a wholesome family photo.
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
"hahahaha" is not a sufficient reply when I tell you my mother laughed at a joke about me giving blowjobs.
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
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