I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
did you know you can prarie-dog a fart??
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
I just got cash back from buying a pregnancy test so that I can buy a case of joose. My life is in shambles.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
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