Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
Glitter + Penis = Best. Idea. Ever.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
The only thing i was looking forward to on 4th of july was the google logo and they let me down. That and beer, lots and lots of beer
Best thing law school has taught me: how to use logic to turn a girls "no I will not have sex with you" into "well I might as well get laid"
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
I'm obsessing over hocus pocus right now. What if I change my Grindr profile to "come little children, I'll take thee away to a land of enchantment"
Liz is crying about burritos again.
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
Oooo. Can we pretend to be Amanda Bynes?
She bought wigs like Disney princesses. I want to be her.
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
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