I am swimming in semen. He must have been holding it in for a special occasion.
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
These pissing matches have to stop. They led to last night's scotch through the nose shots. I'll never smell again.
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
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