Do you think Conan would leave his wife for me?
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
He just stood there...Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting conversation
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
woke up with a used condom shoved in my ear. i officially hate alcohol.
Do you remember that time on the drunk bus when I kept thanking the bus driver for serving our country?
in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
I hate find pieces of condom wrappers on carpet. It's like god is throwing flakes of shame for me to vacuum up
I had to physically pry the rocks out of your hands so you wouldn't throw them at the guy with the cowboy hat. You probably would've missed anyways.
No don't worry! What are obnoxious, alcoholic, slut roommates for if not for uplifting words and tales of my folly?!
I just sustained a forearm injury dancing to salt n peppa in my kitchen. Fack. I pushed it real good.
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
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