I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
And by "hammer out the details" you know I mean spending 20 minutes on wedding plans then getting wine drunk, right?
So the keyword here is "hammered"?
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
Any idea why the fuck i would replace all the music on my ipod with the fucking Goosebumps theme song?!?
Apparently drunk you is really nostalgic?
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
She asked me to come on her OkCupid date with her
My uncle showed up to pick us up at the bar just as I bought a drink so I put it in my pocket #drunksmart
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