Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
apparently i tried to put my coat in the microwave.
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
The liquor store was handing out free shots of some new expensive vodka, but they caught on the fourth time we came back in different outfits. Politics.
I like to balance the number of cups of coffee to bong rips in the morning before work.
We have started to decorate penises.
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
I'm trying to get WebMD to diagnose me with a hangover
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
IT'S A GIANT FUCKING ROBOT, DUDE. LOGIC IS OUT OF THE QUESTION BECAUSE AWESOME.
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