I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
GO. BACK. NOW.
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
You know you're old when tea and a hot bath are more appealing than beer pong with lesbians.
He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
I would use the term shit faced but I'm too polite for that
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
I just ordered a onesie on amazon in the back of the ambulance while my patient was sleeping. I'm an adult
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