he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
Blacked out at the beach and unblacked out at a piano bar singing Tiny Dancer.
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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