Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
he actually used the line "do you have a map, because i'm lost in your eyes" and i was to drunk to care
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
Should I be alarmed that you're a regular enough at a bar to show up in sweatpants?
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
I never should have let my cousin and his pregnant girlfriend move in with me. I'm never having sex again. They scare off men more than 'my dream wedding' pin board.
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
I think I deserve an award for the breakup text I sent him. Like a pulitzer prize or a donut or something.
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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