no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
i'm high and 74% sure there's a monster in my closet
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
After the concert, I paid a cab to drive me around the city so I could shout "dc highfive!" at everyone who passed for an hour and a half.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
Woke up in a bathtub with both of my legs broken. How was your night?
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
1) break up with him. 2) feel bad. 3) fuck some other guy. 4) feel better. Boom! Life plan. You're welcome.
I'm hungover from the 8pm vodka and still drunk from the 5am beer.
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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