He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
He just sent me a dick pic with his iPod held up next to it and the words "in relation to iPod." Geekiest booty call ever.
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
Woke up this morning with seven juice boxes under my pillow and an empty box of condoms In my pocket. Good night.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
So basically, I've just woken up in another random bed and I go to get my pants and he's wearing them. Like my underwear is in them... What the fuck is wrong with my life?
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
I saw a picture of a baby and it reminded me to take my birth control. Priorities
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
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