Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
Her hair smelled like a rat dipped in mustard on fire
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
After a few mimosas, my mom started sharing her plans to move out of the house and into a retirement village so she can be the youngest one there and find herself a "nice old sugar daddy." Needless to say, break has not started off well...
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
I'm too high and old for this...
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