Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
We got the possum out of our house. We built a maze with our empty kegs and chased it with brooms.
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
I have a cheeseburger in my purse and im going to fill her prescription for narcotics. Who thought i was responsible enough to sign her discharge papers?
Randomize
