We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
my little sister told my dad she found willy wonka's golden ticket in the backseat of my car. now my dad knows my boyfriend uses magnums.
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
Seriously, I woke you up with tacos, I think I deserve the best girlfriend ever award
What am I doing with my life
Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
Randomize
