I don't usually arrange sex via text message
I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
whoever put homecoming and halloween on the same weekend owes me a new liver and a get out of jail free card.
Climbing out Mr. Friday night's bathroom window. He thinks I'm puking. Be on state st. with the getaway car and if you could bring me a shirt and some advil that'd be dandy.
So proud. See you in five. I've got coffee.
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
Pizza rolls are incredible. They are like sex, except I have them sometimes
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
I baked a frozen pizza completely, put it back in the plastic and box, and put it back in the freezer. THAT drunk.
My butt remains clenched, sir.
I used the line "you don't have enough pillows". Then left. Thought you should know.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
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