It's like God shit irony all over that family
so let's talk penis.
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
Dude. There are selfies on my phone of me, wide-eyed, sucking my pillow. We did NOT split that bag 50/50.
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
WEED BROWNIES! He put weed in my brownie mix! And he got it from YYYYOOOOUUUU!
Look at the bright side mom. After 20 years dad is still capable of surprising you!
Shut up Max.
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
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