how the FUCK am I supposed to macarena while doubble fisting?
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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