No awkward lesbian experiences without me
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
You were telling me about how you were gonna marry him, have his children and name them all woodchip.
Julian told me all the fish in his pond died and he didn't know when or how. I didn't have the heart to tell him he drunkenly peed in the pond on Saturday as everyone cheered him on.
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
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