My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
Okay, we really need to start training for the St Pattys parade. 48 hours of green beer won't end well if we don't prep ourselves. 2 week bender starts now
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
So I'm texting her. How do I steer the conversation toward "I honestly would be fine never seeing you again"?
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
So, I found your eyebrow, someone glued it in between my eyebrows so I looked like I had a unibrow when I went to work...
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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