So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
and that's why we call him explosion in my pants. no one remembers his real name.
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
We are so drunk I just let him piss between my legs on the toilet. That's love.
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
Sometimes I stop and laugh and think "and these are my actual life choices".
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
Today I found out that my boss keeps a breathalyzer on his desk for just these sort of shenanigans
I've decided if you aren't here in fifteen minutes I'm leaving you for Mario the 75 year old Colombian bartender.
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
i woke up on the couch at 5:24am, hangover, craving for some ribs, but i only had a bag of cheetos and a half empty beer. man what a breakfast.
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
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