doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
Ya know, sometimes when he kisses me in public I want to scream "HE DRIVES A PORSCHE!" so people watching understand that I don't have low standards, I'm just very materialistic.
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
there was a kid getting taken out of the waterpark handcuffed to a wheelchair singing "tryna catch me ridin dirty"
I sobered up and saw I was with the fat one and you had left laughing with the hot one. You're a terrible wingman, but an excellent manipulator
I feel like we should build an island for girls that have committed atrocious numbers of unforgivable sins. We'll call it 'whore island' after the anchorman fashion.
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
Reminder: You could have had sex with me while wearing a tiara.
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
My roommate just google searched "cumming blood" using my laptop. Her boyfriend is in her room, she looks scared. Words cannot explain how hilarious this is.
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