I just saw a man vacuming his front lawn. What is this world coming to?
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
You threw up? Were you ladylike while you did it? I'm wagering that you were. Like a Disney princess. Like a "Puke Me Pretty" Barbie.
I found a lucrative side business - giving rides home to drunk oil executives. Very profitable.
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
My New Years resolution is to not hook up with random guys.
Mine is to not hook up with anyone who has a kid.
soo... how was my night?
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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