But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
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Babe...You're really smothering me right now
At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
I'm trying not to drink. I may fall down if I move. This is bad. I had everclear before the bar. Oh no. Oh no. Breathe. Breathe. Breathe.
That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
he just looked at me, said "i think i'll keep you around, you put the seat back up and everything," and then burst into tears.
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
If you recall, I made a Zoolander reference almost immediately after you pulled out of me the first time we had sex.
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
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