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somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
I think I might be drunk enough to cut my own hair
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
Me and my liver are not on speaking terms.
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
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