She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother.
put your butt on the phone this is a booty call
Yeah, the furnace guy just pulled out 4 empty and 1 full beer bottle from the vent. You are no longer allowed over.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
Holding a cold bottle of mikes hard lemonade against my pulverized taint....this is my Sunday night
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
I'M IN A SPINNING VORTEX OF SELF-HATRED AND HORNINESS
When you realized the door was unlocked, you did the mission impossible yheme song and snuck into the bathroom. And continued it while you peed.
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
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