There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
girl you didnt miss much. except me passing out for 3 hours AT JOBBIE NOONER on some random's boat. i was topless, then completely naked. heard girls were throwing ice cubes at me. i was useless. remember nothing.
Currently standing on top of my parents leather couch with no pants on playing helicoptor with my penis. You?
You stressed the importance of not breaking the seal too early... and then proceeded to piss your pants when you sneezed.
we just saw you getting yelled at by the cops for trying to 'hijack' a street sweeper...how have you not been arrested yet?
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
You ass. You're not the one who bought me flowers, so obviously you will not be the recipient of the blow job of gratitude.
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
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