you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
Ohh god. I'm so nervous. This is terrible. He just introduced me as "the best girlfriend of his life" and Jenny as his "sexual roomate"
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
I just compared drinking to love. How do these people not know I'm an alcoholic?
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
Mike found the condom wrapper on the washing machine and looked at me and said "Magnum? NICE girl. Get that nut!" then proceeded to puke in a cup
You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
hey man , the girl you brought home last night is in the kitchen puking in the sink and asking if she can have more shots of Whiskey....think i should give her a shot glass or send her home....
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
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