you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
if i died would you start the facebook group?
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
I'm gonna stay in bed all day and watch porn in an attempt to stay warm.
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
Hooking up with one of the deadbeat dads from Teen Mom does not qualify as banging a celebrity.
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
I think it was you who decided that coming home at 3AM and cooking eggs topless was the best way to end our night. Eating the scrambled eggs off each other's boobs, that was ellie's idea
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
Tornado booty call.. dedication
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
Just walk of shamed past a 5 year old on my way out of my booty call. He waved at me. Is this the single life I've been missing?
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
Dude, I woke up with wet dollar bills in my boxers where did you take me???
Are you missing a tooth after last night? Because I found one in my coat pocket...along with what smells like dried jäger and a package of deer jerky.
Uh not that I recall.
Oh wait nvm. It's mine. Yeup, definitely my tooth.
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