Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
I was taking a bath and he burst in, sat down and started taking a shit. RIGHT BESIDE ME. My lack of privacy astounds me.
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
We mailed him an 18 inch double headed dildo for his birthday. The Fedex guys certainly got a laugh out of it.
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
I'm never celebrating Galentine's Day again. It was a whorrific mess.
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
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