Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
Power went out. She lit a candle and gave me head. Made some pretty impressive candlelight cocksucking shadowpuppets. Must be what porn was like in olden times.
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
What?! Why else would they put table cloths on a table if not for discreet oral sex? That's why they were invented! Read a book...
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
idk how I feel so profoundly understood by someone whose latest tweet is "labia majora's mask." but I do.
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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