i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
Fell off bed. Face first. 10 stitches. huge scar on forehead. totally going to start telling ppl my parents died fighting Voldemort.
If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
Theres a live mouse in the toilet. Goddamn you this is why I don't party here
Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
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