Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
I'm watching this guy on intervention hospitalized for liver damage. He's drinking the hand sanitizer in the hospital room. Say hello to your future.
she said 'i love fried rice', threw a condom at me and passed out naked.
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
My Sexting was not on an AP level
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
a day off where I don’t get laid would be worthless
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