I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
Can I trade you chipotle for a pregnancy test?
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
Is it sad that I just pissed sitting down so I didn't have to stop eating doritos?
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