Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
there should be a national holiday dedicated to how high i am
You know its good night when theres makeup smears on the toilet seat
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
I'm going to make "gut the love salmon" a common slang term for sex. Spread the word.
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
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