stop calling my apartment porn island.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
He told me the hickey on the side if his neck was actually a "bruise" from hitting a bird on his motorcycle. I'm not sure what's more impressive, the fact people believed him due to the size of the mark or the fact you gave it to him.
Did we have sex last night?
No. You laid in my bed and I brought you taco bell.
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
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