we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
Hi Jessica this is Jessica and I am texting you and were taking lime shots and it's fantastic and I broke your elbow and I love you xo
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
So some sort of safe sex group just flash mobbed the bar by putting condoms over people's beers.
They left screaming as a hale of lubbed up condoms rained into their hair.
I mean I feel like if you explain to the emoji app company that your friend got plastered and fell to the ground and is trying to scheme her way back to normal life and get her dignity back they would understand just how necessary it is to have a fingers crossed emoji...
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize