I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
My picture of a beer can in a McDonalds cup full of ice got more likes than my relationship with her. Is beer THAT much better than monogamy?
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
Ripped lines in the bathroom before my presentation.. Got bonus marks for my enthusiasm.. This is why I love drugs
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
Hey. Did I get punched in the face last night?
Yeah. I told you I would and you didn't believe me.
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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