R you on birth control?
No, why?
...no reason
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
its good she wears the same dress to all the weddings so we can track how fat she's really gotten
so glad i banged her when she was skinny
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
You said you were going inside to sober up and then you poured yourself a wine glass of warm gin
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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