it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
I should do something nice for her. Like sign her up for "What Not To Wear."
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
The UPD just told me that he was going to call the cops if i try to run. you owe me 5 dollars, i told u they arn't real cops
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
I'm impressed you managed to decipher 'annslqllpprebBcncnj' into 'I'm drunk at the Vic, come pick me up and do me on the kitchen table'
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
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