fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
Please stop bringing your one night stands to Sunday brunch.
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
Friendly reminder that on the walk home you tripped but instead of falling to the sidewalk, you tried to save it and ended up headbutting my ex-boyfriend in the balls. ILU.
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
See, remember when you wanted to get an Ashley Madison account and I told you not to and you hated me? You. Are. Welcome.
I need water and some morals
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
Like, my vagina is jet-lagged.
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