Ugh I just know that when I take off his pants his underwear will have Megan's Law written all over them.
Update: no underwear. Greeeeen light.
make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
I don't want a mention or even a whisper of a Shakespeare Festival by that or any other name including, but not limited to, a fucking Renaissance Fair. Are we clear? It will be a DEALBREAKER .
Thank you contacting dial-a-boner. Currently, our boner is on a run to service another client. You can either wait 2 hours for service, or share concurrent service with the current client.
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
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