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I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
He was like an artic tracker. Walked ten paces from the tree, then 15 paces from the mailbox, dug down in the snow, and pulled up the case of beer he hid from his parents out there. It tasted like ice cold success.
I must have drunkenly masturbated really loud last night, cause my roommate and his wife wont look at me
I will expect an hourly check text to confirm you are alive and that you aren't dead in a ditch somewhere with a hobo dry humping your corpse
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
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