I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
I opened my eyes this morning, looked at the sunlight and made this hangover my bitch.
When the cab driver starts laughing its a good indication of the standard of girls you are bringing home
there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night blowing lines drinking white wine and playing call of duty. don't judge me
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
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