So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
I drank like a thousand beers last night and my poo is solid, not gross like usual. I think this means I've grown up.
I just gave the bartender my number in roman numerals. If she figures it out, she's worth a shot
Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
Sometimes self-care is taking a shot of vodka and moving on.
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
Randomize
