and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
He asked if I wanted to "hang out"
A verb which here means "do lines off my dick"
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
Just walked into the bar to find a guy in a Boba Fett helmet leaning casually against the wall, texting. This night just got real.
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
Stop talking and go back to bed. You're in the kitchen in your underwear and slept in your car.
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
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