"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
I know you're my sister, but I'm pretty sure I'm going to have sex with one of your exes this weekend. He's probably not gay, but I'll let you know.
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
Dude, why did I wake up with ketchup packets in my bed and the stove in my room??
just got permission to expense a nerf gun
I told him I was on my period but he says "I'm a doctor, you think I can't handle blood?" And just went for it. Jackpot
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
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