Funny, my mom didn't get it when I said 'that's what she said' after she said 'it's so thick, it's impossible' in reference to my milkshake
I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
Those motion detector trash cans don't work fast enough to catch puke.
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
I realize it truly is impossible to burrow under the grass like a mole. Let's not drink for at least another 3 days.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
During your work shift I was either: a) stoned. b) high. c)stoned. or d) high.
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
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