We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
Why did I wake up with "How to masturbate" on my youtube search bar?
You told us you forgot how, and started to cry.
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
he said i was the most charming throwing up drunk person hes ever taken care of. so of course i had sex with him.
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
His bootycalls folder in his contacts are divided into regions, we should have all become airline pilots.
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
Your texting shows a blood alcohol level of .12
Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
We were trying to organize all the customers to hold a window pickle race. as of 10:37 pm last night we are no longer allowed in our McDonalds.
Can you come over?
Sex??
Sure but there’s also a squirrel in my garage I need you to take care of.
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
Thanks for going with me today. It’s been a long time since I bought bra and panties because of a guy
It’s called “shopping for lingerie” and it’s one of the many exciting and sexy things that follow a divorce, along with sexting, sleepovers, and orgasms
But, our next lesson is picking up a younger guys at the bar!
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